Funny Riddles

 

Question: A man runs into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and yells at him. The man thanks the bartender, then walks out of the bar happily.

Why did the man thank the bartender?


Question: Flora killed several thousands of people without mercy. Afterwords, Flora disappeared and was never seen again. Yet the police never pursued her.Why?

Question: Light hides me and darkness kills me.

What am I?

Question: Weight in my stomach,trees on my back,nails in my ribs,it's feet I lack.What am I?

Question: When you do not know what I am, then I am something. But when you know what I am, then I am nothing. What am I?