Funny Riddles

Question: What heavy seven letter word can you take two away from and be left with eight?

Question: You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?

Question: Is an older one-hundred dollar bill worth more than a newer one?

Question: In Michigan you cannot take a picture of a man in a green hat.

Why?

Question: What grows up and down at the same time?