Fun Riddles

Question: A man in New York City has $10. He spends $6.50 on flowers, and $3 on lunch (hot coffee and a hot dog). He then gets on the subway which will take him 7 stops for 50 cents. But he is forced to get off of the subway just 5 stops away from where he began.

Why is this?

Question: A deaf man steals a blind man's car. The only person who sees it is a dumb man (he is unable to talk).

How does he tell the blind man his car was stolen without the use of sound?

Question: If it takes three men two days to dig a hole, how long does it take one man to dig half of a hole?

Question: Why would a hair stylist rather cut the hair of two brunettes than one red head?

Question: I can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?

What am I?