Fun Riddles

Question: What do you call a sad bird?

Question: How many tickles do you need to make an octopus laugh?

Question: What is that thing we buy for eating but cannot eat it?

Question: Anyone can dig a ditch, but it takes a real man to... finish the sentence.

Question: A cheap man and his wife decide to go on a trip for their 10th anniversary. They go to Brazil and while touring the rain forest his wife falls off of a bridge to her death.

Shortly after her death one of the flight attendants on their flight sees a report on her death on television. She immediately calls the police and tells them the man murdered his wife.

How did she know?