Octopus

Question: How many tickles do you need to make an octopus laugh?

Question: What is that thing we buy for eating but cannot eat it?

Question: You build a house and all 4 walls are facing south. Where did you build the house?

Question: What tastes better than it smells?

Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?

Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?