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Question: Do you know why the horny female whale bit off the tip of a submarine?
Answer: So she could suck all the "seamen" out.
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Question: What did God say when he saw Eve bathing in the ocean?
Answer: Damn it, now i'll never get that smell out of the fish.
Question: Why was the math book sad?
Answer: It had too many problems.
Question: What is gray, has four legs, a tail, and a trunk?
Answer: A mouse on vacation.
Question: How do you spot a modern spider?
Answer: He doesn't have a web, he has a website!
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