Short Jokes

Joke: You: knock knock other: who's there? You: interrupting president? Other: interrupting president who? You: interupt at who and say Donald Trump.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting c-
Mooooo!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
OCD!
OCD who?
OCD who? OCD who? OCD who? OCD who? OCD who?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink.

Joke: If you are an American when you go into the bathroom and you are an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you are in the bathroom?