Short Jokes

Joke: A photon walks into a hotel with his bags and the bellhop asks him if he would like him to carry the bags. The photon responds, "No thanks, I pack light."

Joke: Friend: Why did you break up with her? She was beautiful, funny, and she had a great job!
Statistician: Exactly, she was an outlier.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jenny'd to open the door right now!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have time to drink some tea!?

Joke: A girl asks her brother, "What's the difference between socks and cellular division?"

To which he replies, "Not much, they both involve mitosis!"