Short Jokes

Joke: Redneck shopping list: Taters Zoo keenie Yeller skeewash Q cumber Butt her Refride beenz Apel jew sss Can D Stake Watt her

Joke: Teacher: The sky is the limit for all of you.

Student: I don't have a real limit, my potential is exponential.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Who's Duff?
Who's duff who?
You da foo!

Joke: A kid got a Chuck Norris action figure for his birthday, and he got mad and called it a doll... He still hasn't snapped out of his coma.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sham!
Sham who?
Are you calling me fat?