Short Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her she was a booty call, she said "Butts can't talk!"

Joke: The only reason Charlie Sheen was ever winning was because Chuck Norris wasn't playing.

Joke: An onion field is a commutative onion ring in which every nonzero onion has an inverse.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's the only person who can legally carry around 100 kilo of crack!

Joke: Yo mama was so stupid when she stocked a battery up her bum and said I've got the POWER