Short Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris is the proud inventor of the straw. His enemies must eat some how.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she heard it was chilly outside and went to grab her bowl.

Joke: Sometimes Chuck Norris gets tired during the day. We call that a solar eclipse.

Joke: When a bear sees Chuck Norris, it tries to make itself look as large as it can.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.