Short Jokes

Joke: What did the banana in the sun say to the other banana in the sun?

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, have you got something for a bad headache?

Joke: Old chemists don't die, they just slowly become inorganic chemists.

Joke: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?

Joke: Yo mama so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.