Short Jokes

Joke: You ever wonder how many push ups Chuck Norris can do? All of them.

Joke: Chuck Noris threw a grenade, it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.

Joke: What does an extremely hungry mathematician order when he wants pie?

Joke: Yo mama is so fat, she sat on her iPhone and it turned into an iPad!