Short Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris is an organ donor. He's donated hundreds of bodies.

Joke: What two words can open doors for you for the rest of your life?

Joke: Your mamas so stinky even dobby wouldn't except one of her socks

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she swims a whale comes and kisses her.

Joke: You are in the shop buying tofu and soya milk. What is the joke?