Short Jokes

Joke: What do you call a 5' 2" psychic that just escaped from prison?

Joke: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Joke: Why does the mathematician never plant x² + 1 plants?

Joke: A student got sodium chlorite in his mouth and became very sick.

Joke: Yo moma's so fat, she's got other fat momas orbiting around her.