Short Jokes

Joke: The past, present and future walked into a bar... It was tense!

Joke: You mama so fat, she needs four watches. One for each timezone!

Joke: Yo mama so ugly, when she robs a bank they give her a ski mask.

Joke: Why was it strange that the man was dating a vegetarian online?

Joke: How do you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?