Short Jokes

Joke: What's green, fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree?

Joke: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

Joke: Chuck norris does not need permission. He demands permission.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she needed air, she sprayed febreeze.

Joke: What did the optimist say when he was jumping off a building?