Short Jokes

Joke: What do you call two rabbits with an oxygen atom between them?

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Joke: There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, that for Halloween her trick was the treat.

Joke: Chuck Norris is a mater of Microsoft Excel... On a typewriter.