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By jena

Joke: Want to hear a dirty joke? A kid jumped into a mud puddle.


Punch line: Want to hear a clean joke? A kid jumped into the bath.


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By jena

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!


Punch line: Didn't I see you yesterday?


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Joke: Why are chemists better at solving problems than physicists?


Punch line: They have all of the solutions.


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Joke: How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?


Punch line: Just one. She gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it into a problem that has already been solved.


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Joke: Why can't you ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich?


Punch line: It's hard to bite through lead (Pb).


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