Short Jokes

Joke: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, Miley Cyrus used her for a wrecking ball!

Joke: What's the difference between politics and organized crime?

Joke: How many non sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Joke: Why don't they have rehab for cars addicted to brake fluid?