Short Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris can kill you 5 times before you hit the ground.

Joke: Chuck Norris gets 1600 on the SAT just for writing his name.

Joke: What did people say when they saw the first dry erase board?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, whenever I think about her my neck breaks.

Joke: Chuck Norris thought he was wrong once, but he was mistaken.