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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Cauterize

Punch line: As in "I knew Billie Sue wud marry me the moment I cauterize". **(caught her eyes)

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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Defense

Punch line: As in "Me and my cousin Ernie was running from de law and we had to jump over defense." **(the fence)

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Joke: Why were the dark ages called the dark ages?

Punch line: There were too many (k)nights!

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Joke: What did the proton say to the other proton?

Punch line: I find you repulsive.

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Joke: Why did the boy throw butter out his window?

Punch line: He wanted to see a butterfly.

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