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Joke: Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?


Punch line: They always take things, literally.


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Joke: What did one casket say to the other casket?


Punch line: That you coffin?


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Joke: Why was the man so attached to his recliner?


Punch line: They go way back.


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Joke: Why is your nose in the middle of your face?


Punch line: Because it is the scenter!


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Joke: What do you get when you mix paint together?


Punch line: A mess.


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