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Joke: Why can't Martian kitties drink their milk?


Punch line: Because it's in flying saucers!


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Joke: Which side of a chicken has more feathers?


Punch line: The outside.


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Joke: What kind of music the pilgrims listen to?


Punch line: Plymouth Rock!


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Joke: When is the best time to go to the dentist?


Punch line: Tooth-hurty!


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Joke: What did the light bulb say to its mother?


Punch line: I wuv you watts and watts.


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