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Joke: What do prisoners use to call each other?
Punch line: Cell phones!
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Joke: Do you know how copper wire was invented?
Punch line: Two Jews were fighting over a penny.
Joke: What did the polite ghost say to her son?
Punch line: Don't spook until you're spooken to!
Joke: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Punch line: Is that you Mummy?
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Joke: Why does the United States need 53 states?
Punch line: So it can be indivisible (53 is prime).
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