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Joke: What do you call an owl that has armor on?


Punch line: A knight owl.


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Joke: What did the digital clock say to its mom?


Punch line: Look Mom, no hands!


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Joke: Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?


Punch line: To draw blood.


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Joke: You know why a war on drugs is a bad idea?


Punch line: I can barely tie my shoes on drugs.


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Joke: How do we know policemen are super strong?


Punch line: They hold up traffic all the time.


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