Long Jokes

Joke: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Joke: Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

Joke: Are you made of selenium, xenon, and Yttrium? Because you are SeXeY.

Joke: What do you get when you mix your dad's red paint with his white paint?

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she starts conversations just to get your two cents.