Long Jokes

Joke: Most people think America is a democracy. Nope, it's a Chucktatorship.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she opened her email just so she could eat the spam.

Joke: As a kid Chuck Norris burned ants with a magnifying glass... At night.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up on the wrong and right side of the bed.

Joke: Why are people always mad when you hand them their 80th birthday card?