Long Jokes

Joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?

Joke: Why was the geologist so excited to find a rock that measured 1760 yards?

Joke: There are two types of people in this world. Those who can't extrapolate.

Joke: I don't mind going to work. Its the 8 hour wait to go home that kills me.

Joke: If a pro is the opposite of a con, is the opposite of progress, congress?