Long Jokes

Joke: Knock Knock Who's there? Big ish Big ish who? Not today, thanks love.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made the Devil change his way and pray at church.

Joke: What do you call the white umbrella and too small to cover you from rain?

Joke: What did the hardware store owner say to the man that stole copper wire?

Joke: Chuck Norris was bit by a rabid dog, he had to get a Chuck Norris shot.