Long Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so ugly when she entered in an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion tells her "Stay over there!"

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!

Joke: What happened when one rubber band told another rubber band a joke that wasn't funny?

Joke: Yo mama so fat, taco bell actually installed a bell to warn people when she's coming.