Long Jokes

Joke: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away the W's.

Joke: The Black Eyed Peas were originally The Peas. That was before they met Chuck Norris.

Joke: Chuck Norris has a cellphone car charger. It only takes 5 minutes to charge his car.

Joke: Like an iceberg, only 10 percent of Chuck Norris' beard is visible from the surface.