Long Jokes

Joke: Yo mama was so stupid when she stocked a battery up her bum and said I've got the POWER

Joke: When Chuck Norris does a pushup, it isn't called a push-up. It's called an earth-down.

Joke: Chuck Norris was attacked and bit by a zombie. The zombie came back to life, and died.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she saw "under 17 not admitted" so she brought 16 of her friends.

Joke: Ever wonder why there are so many words in English? Chuck Norris makes a lot of typos.