Long Jokes

Joke: What's the difference between Alcoholics Anonymous and Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous?

Joke: Knock knock!
Come in!
You ruined the joke!

Joke: Do you believe in one God?
Mathematician: Yes, up to isomorphism!

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet when he's done, he just scares the poop out of it.

Joke: Chuck Norris once decided to play Russian roulette by himself with a loaded gun. He won.