Long Jokes

Joke: What'd the man's magic 8-ball tell him when he asked it what email client he should use?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her she was a booty call, she said "Butts can't talk!"

Joke: The only reason Charlie Sheen was ever winning was because Chuck Norris wasn't playing.

Joke: An onion field is a commutative onion ring in which every nonzero onion has an inverse.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's the only person who can legally carry around 100 kilo of crack!