Long Jokes

Joke: The statistics of bikinis: What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

Joke: Yo mama so dumb, when she go to McDonald's, people have to tell her"there's no farm here."

Joke: Toothbrush: Sometimes I feel like I have the worst job. EVER! Toilet paper: Yeah right!

Joke: Noble gases are rude. No matter how much you interact with them you can't get a reaction.

Joke: The Mississippi River was once called The Chuck Norris Stream. But nobody would cross it.