Long Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse by accident, we now know that horse's descendants as giraffes.

Joke: A kid was in the hospital because he ate six plastic horses. The doctor described his condition as stable.

Joke: Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she went on a date, her date had to write on his forehead in all caps:NO IN BETWEENS.

Joke: Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?