Long Jokes

Joke: The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."

But instead John came in fifth and got a toaster.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said, "Order order!" She replied, "Damn, chill. I'll just take a coke and some fried."

Joke: Once an elephant and an ant were playing hide and seek. The ant hid himself in a temple but it still got found. HOW?

Joke: Doctor, doctor, doctor, you've got to help me. I just can't stop my hands from shaking. Doctor: Do you drink a lot?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
w-h-o.