Long Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!

Joke: Yo mama so fat, her eating schedule consists of: Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack time, in betweens and out for lunch... again.

Joke: Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We asked her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Joke: A picture is worth a thousand words, but if Chuck Norris doesn't like it it is worth a thousand roundhouse kicks to the face.

Joke: A deckhand approaches the pirate captain and tells him, "The cannons be ready, captain."

The captain replies, "Are."