Long Jokes

Joke: A man who had spent his entire life working at a movie theater died recently. His funeral will be at 2:20, 4:15, 6:50 and 8:10.

Joke: In English class, a girl works hard on a writing assignment. But at the end of class, she recieves an F for in-completion. Why?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya!
Ya who?
Nope, Google.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody broke in and stole the TV she ran outside and yelled to them, "Hey! You forgot the remote!"