Long Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
...

Joke: Superman and Chuck Norris fought each other on a bet a while ago. The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants.

Joke: x² asks x³ if he believes in God.

x³ replies, "Well, I believe in higher powers."

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor told her mother "Here's your treasure", and her mama said "Can we bury it?"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."