Long Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.

Joke: A teacher walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have just have a soda?"

The barkeep replies, "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Joke: There were two goldfish in a tank. One turned to the other and said: " you man the guns and I will drive" Hahahhahahahhahah

Joke: Like all babies, Chuck Norris was spanked when he was born. The doctor was found dead an hour later. Cause of death, roundhouse kick.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!