Long Jokes

Joke: Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little girl who swallowed ten quarters last night doing?"
Nurse: "No change yet."

Joke: A man went to the store to buy 6 cans on Sprite. You can imagine how mad he was when he got home and discovered he had picked 7UP.

Joke: The king asks his rack operator, "How are things going?"

The operator replies, "It's just one long knight after another."

Joke: C and C++ walk into a bar. They order drinks but C spills his all over C++. C++, infuriated, yells at him, "C! You have no class!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
To
To who?
No, it's to whom.