Good Jokes

Joke: What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she gets the mail animal control gets called.

Joke: A man went to his local observatory because his telescope was broken.

They said they'd look into it.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
I'm great, thanks for asking.

Joke: What do you get when you mix your dad's red paint with his white paint?