Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the cookie go to the hospital

Joke: A foreign woman walked into a hairdresser shop while she was on holiday. "Can you cut my hair into-" she pointed at a lady posing for the style in a picture. "-that style?" "We only do it with bangs," the hairdresser replied irritably. "Boss said so. Don't know why. People these days." "Ok." So the foreign customer went to the shop and bought some gunpowder. An hour later, in the storeroom, the boss heard a bang. "People these days," said she.

Joke: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Joke: yo mama is so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew

Joke: yo mama is stupid she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth