Good Jokes

Joke: What is 50 cent known as in Zimbabwe?

Joke: A kid from Texas is on the Yale campus for the very first time. He approaches a student and says, "Hey, can you tell me where the library is at?" The Yale student replies "At Yale, we don't end a sentence with a preposition." The kid says, "Sorry about that. Can you tell me where the library is at, jerk?"

Joke: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
...... Ah!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink.