Good Jokes

Joke: x² asks x³ if he believes in God.

x³ replies, "Well, I believe in higher powers."

Joke: What is every pirate's favorite amino acid?

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mike!
Mike who?
Mike Robe, I'm very small.

Joke: Chuck Norris almost had a heart attack once, but his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.