Good Jokes

Joke: What did the flower say to the bike?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
...

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sham!
Sham who?
Are you calling me fat?

Joke: A man runs into a hospital and yells, "Help! I'm shrinking!"

One of the nurses sits the man down, "We're very busy here today sir, you're going to have to be a little patient."

Joke: Friend: Why did you break up with her? She was beautiful, funny, and she had a great job!
Statistician: Exactly, she was an outlier.