Good Jokes

Joke: Why is the morning of January 1st the laziest morning of the year?

Joke: Tell me the symbol for Nobelium!
No.
Why?
Yttrium.
Oh!
Oxygen!

Joke: The farmer counted 199 cattle in his field.

Joke: What did the Trick or Treat bucket say to the candy?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'.
(It's a song)