Good Jokes

Joke: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Joke: Why did the robot cross the road?

Joke: Q: How do you get a male deer to go away?

Joke: Yo mama so fat, taco bell actually installed a bell to warn people when she's coming.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, her eating schedule consists of: Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack time, in betweens and out for lunch... again.